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I can feel the whoosh of twitter and farcebook followers leaving at the sight of the title… Funny how idle thoughts grow. I tend to have to follow through on everything to the most absurd conclusion, so there was no question I could pass this up.

The genesis of the idea:

People actually get taken seriously with album titles like “fucked on a pile of corpses”?? I’m catering to the wrong crowd. My next release will be called “Assraping a Nun”. Maybe then people will finally open their eyes to the sweet soFISTication I’m offering them. 

-GIRD_09 on Farcebook

I did my three versions and came up with the three artist names in an hour. (Hive Mind Drones, Sweetmeat and grave Knave.) There’s a continuum of artists playing with imagery and lyrics just to “shock”, from juvenile attempts at being bad and getting attention, to artists trying to wrap shock-as-pr strategy in bourgeois-tweaking art to others who have definite political or personal agendas delivered in an ironic stance that can’t be easily pinned down.

Said GIRD_09:

I have something special for you.

This thing started out as something of a joke, about how some bands can get away with the most inane and infantile track and album titles. I said “I’m gonna make a track called Assraping a Nun”. Before I knew people said they wanted to do their own versions. And that’s what happened.

I did a gonzo track in about four hours, and all these people sat down and did their own gonzo remixes. It was all fast, “unedited” and very spontaneous. In less than a week we had an album of sorts.

I give to you both the original track, and eight (!) remixes by fantastically talented people. I am humbled.

Massive thanks to Larry Kerr, Batcheeba, Frostwinter, Epilektrician and P. Emerson Williams for contributing these mixes. (Mr. Williams went ahead and made three of them even…)

1 Original track
2 Hive Mind Drones : Postmortem Felching Mix
3 Kultur Terror : Ratzinger Radio Edit – Christi in Absentia
4 Sweetmeat : I spit on your grave mix
5 Batcheeba : Raped by no one
6 Larry Kerr : Remix
7 Epilektrician : … on a bed of nails will cause ligament damage
8 Frostwinter : Cold Distance Mix
9 Grave Knave : Ghost of mercy mix

Enjoy the tracks, and spread them far and wide.

Download here: http://www.mediafire.com/file/bjpdlq7tojlff11/Assraping%20a%20Nun%20by%20Gird_09%20and%20Friends.rar